"I was reading your blog after his nap and laughing so hard at a post I kinda teared up. Apparently that freaked him out!"
Submitted By: Kara J.
Location: Florida, United States
(The crying baby blog made a baby cry… which was then posted to the crying baby blog?! I’m afraid we might tear a hole in the space-time continuum. GREAT SCOTT!)
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
what a couple of dumbasses i want 50
Keep quiet back there im trying to get an education
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Instead of whispered, consider:
- said in an undertone
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
unfinished muppet lmfao hahahahaha