asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

thefrogman:

Lunar Baboon [website | twitter]

[h/t: pleatedjeans]

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

Oh my god.

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE FEELS THIS WAY

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

neurons-and-teaching:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

This is huge. When I do interviews at the job I hate, if people just shrugged when we ask “do you have questions” i pretty much write them off unless they were a bamf with at least two other areas of the interview.

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